easthammer
9:21 Thu Mar 19
Re: Where has all the bog roll gone?
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Not an answer to the question where has all the bog roll gone
But shows it is mystery throughout the land
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10158349500882577&set=a.126920712576&type=3&theater
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Jaan Kenbrovin
9:13 Thu Mar 19
Re: Where has all the bog roll gone?
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How many shits does a shit cunt shit?
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Northern Sold
9:12 Thu Mar 19
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Nursey.... he moans a lot... normally about West Ham.... should change his moniker to 3 day Shit Kev thinking about it...
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Mad Dog
9:10 Thu Mar 19
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Average of 500 sheets per 2 ply.
20 sheets per shit. That's 25 shots per roll.
If you buy 40 rolls that's 1000 shits.
How often do these cunts shit?
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gph
9:10 Thu Mar 19
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*His"
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gph
9:09 Thu Mar 19
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Or maybe it's a Little John thing.
He's lavatory is too small and he moans about that.
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Nurse Ratched
9:09 Thu Mar 19
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Your logic is commendable.
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gph
9:08 Thu Mar 19
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He's called Kev, and he moans?
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Nurse Ratched
9:05 Thu Mar 19
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Why do they call him Moany Kev?
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Northern Sold
9:04 Thu Mar 19
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Proud of the missus today... she went to buy 3 cans of beans at Tesco Express only to be told she could buy 2... no probs she says... the assistant showed her a pack of 4 kleenex... told him naaaah.... my husband washes his shit off in the shower so we are just fine...
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Northern Sold
9:02 Thu Mar 19
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Hermit... my MATE Moany Kev does a turd every three days on average... must be like laying a caber....
Always been a once a day turd layer... like clock work... can never have a lay in..
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Far Cough
12:32 Thu Mar 19
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zico 6:40 Sat Mar 14
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Bidet installers must be making a packet!
Be they as it may :-)
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Hermit Road
12:29 Thu Mar 19
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Northern Sold 7:01 Sat Mar 14
Once a day is borderline feminine.
I can do 2-4 shits in a day but have a strict 6 sheet policy with a discretionary extra 2 sheets for special circumstances.
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eswing hammer
12:02 Thu Mar 19
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See that stupid Australian woman who ordered twenty four packets of toilet roll , they delivered 24 boxes ,she had to pay for it , filled up her living room ,she’s now got enough for 12 years !.
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arsene york-hunt
3:16 Thu Mar 19
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If you haven't got an arse'ole blaster, you could always wash your arse in the sink, (using somebody else's flannel).
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gph
2:57 Thu Mar 19
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Bog roll is brilliant.
If you discover you've bought 100 times as much as you need for the rest of you life, you can still use it as insulation, building a bog-roll wall inside the ordinary walls of your house, and laying a bog-roll carpet on the floor of your loft.
Then you can build bog-roll castles in your garden
No need to regret the bog roll bought in haste
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WorldCupWilly
5:49 Mon Mar 16
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Westham67 6:33 Sat Mar 14
3. Only applies if you live near a fire hydrant
Is this you?
https://gfycat.com/knobbydisastrousivorygull
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zebthecat
5:13 Mon Mar 16
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2-3 days?!
That's a lot of wanking.
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Mex Martillo
5:13 Mon Mar 16
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Cricky, it was back in the shops here and did not sell out!
Crisis over?
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mashed in maryland
5:05 Mon Mar 16
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Just been my local Tesco.
ALL the milk cartons of 2 pints and up are gone.
All that's left was a handful of blue top.
Went round the shelves where the long life stuff is....
All fully stocked.
People are fucking thick.
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